beans have been split

when the truth has been revealed.

Ibby: do you even know a Sarah?

Melenia: nope!!

Ibby: so the beans have been split!

by anonymous November 5, 2023

Dr. Splinter

Dr. Splinter
(18-192 AD)

Successfully killed Big Schloot, Bigfoot's Brother, in 32 AD.

Dr. Splinter successfully killed Big Shloot.

by Unkl_Shvelven June 4, 2006

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

Swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite

YOU WOULD KNOW! HA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2023

Split Op

A program where soldiers split their Basic Training and Advanced Training in half - resulting in Advanced Training being typically completed the following year.

Split Op recruits are renown for hanging out with Recruiters and tend to be ate-up upon completion of their Advanced Training.

That Split Op soldier sure is a pussy.

by Dave Gattler June 20, 2006

shlite

when you take a bag of shit and light in on fire and stick it in your fire place because the aroma arouses you.

Larry mad sure that he had a shlite going wehn his Gf showed up.

by shanksta April 4, 2005

lickidy split

When you are having sex and she splits her legs so you can lick her pussy

She went lickidy split in bed last night

by Ur dead nan June 21, 2015