Will smithing

"will smithing" aka "pulling a will smith" is the act of over reacting to something after seeing that your wife is unhappy about it (even if at first you didn't seemed to care), sometimes even resorting to physical violence, shouting and being overall meme worthy.

a: "bro did you saw the oscars last night? Jada Pinkett's cuck husband pulled a will smith on Chris Rock"
b: "dammm really? Will Smith be will smithing"

by Daniel Falso March 28, 2022

stething

Using a stethoscope on oneself or another. Can or cannot be a sexual act, depending on the individual. Alternating periods of exercise and rest are used to create variations in heartbeat, and noticeable defects such as arrhythmia and heart murmurs are exhibited.

I found out my girlfriend was secretly into stething. Now I don't know if she loves me for me or my M.D.

by Herr_Doktor_Hier August 19, 2011

somethink

What chavs, idiots or complete spacs say when they mean "something". No one really knows how this term has got about but it is shocking that everyone thinks the word something is "somethink". Simon Cowell uses it.

Chav: "Do you think I am thick or somethink"
Normal person: "yes" *Staps Chav in the face with a blade*

by Greenfly September 12, 2006

Zach Smithing

The act of putting in more time and effort in to not doing work when it would have just been easier to actually do the work.

Maybe if I spend more time zach smithing, I too can get an Obama phone.

by BGP! October 25, 2012

somethink

(Australian) Something. Used by bogans. Sign of Mental deficiency.

"youse wanna go down the street or somethink"

by Happelshmatz September 4, 2005

Somethink

Heard from the biggest morons you will ever come across.

It is supposed to mean _something_, I think.

Brought to you from the same morons who say, youse, and disorientated.

I will never get why people say 'somethink'.

by Shulian February 15, 2010

sometiming

The scandalous act of only occasionally makin time for someone

Guy1: You talked to old babe?
Guy2: Nah man, that ho be sometiming.

by CHaBOINKa November 3, 2010