Smooth brain

Some random person that they decided to just smooth out their brain in exchange for actual intelligence.

Random internet person: haaha poopy haha smooth brain
A human: what

by YoursTrulyTheJoking November 18, 2020

smooth as butter

smooth as cancer

aids man i have that smooth as butter

by cancertree May 16, 2016

smoothless

Not smooth. Rough. Socially inept.

I had a smoothless night last night, didn't sleep a wink.

That sandpaper is smoothless.

His approach to picking up women is so smoothless that he never gets a date.

by Poolshark53 February 26, 2010

Smooth

describes something good, also is said after taking a large swig of strong spirit

luke - i bet you cant down this flaming absynthe
scott - i bet i can!
luke - wow dude you did it
scott - SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH

by Poulson June 16, 2005

strawberry smoothie

1. The act of placing wet, engorged, strawberries between two sexual participants directly before orgasm.

2. The act when one male, alone in his room and incredible horny, shoves his genitalia into overripe strawberries in hopes of sexual satifaction.

1. Alex and Emmy did the strawberry smoothie last night.

2. Shaun, having been rejected by his girlfriend, Pargret Mrogin, sought to complete the strawberry smoothie in hope of relieving his blue balls.

by TheSex_Corner June 17, 2009

Smooth Brain

Very smart person. their brain is smooth the is no resistance to knowledge

Brian has a smooth brain. Josh does not

by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020

smoothie surprise

when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...

I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.

by a blake October 16, 2008