single mom season

It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.

My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.

by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022

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Single sock sensation

When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.

Yo Tyler has been practicing Single sock sensation for 2 years now he needs to marry the sock now

by Funny goober May 18, 2022

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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

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most famous single bae on roblox

SYDIETHEKIDIE

shell have sex with you irl or not-

Oh, duh, Sydiethekidie is the most famous single bae on roblox.

CODE WORDS FOR HAVING SEX ONLINE ON ROBLOX: Sex: Lights - Passionately Kiss: inform -

by I'Ll HaVe SeX WiF YoU December 12, 2020

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