shit. 

when shit is not good enough to be said so you add a fucking dot to it

SHIT.

shit. by idontknowstopit September 16, 2018

Shit Flicks 

When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.

My hand was still covered with shit flicks as I tried my best to wipe

Shit Flicks by will bitten October 5, 2016

Shit Pains 

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017

Shit Warmed Over 

English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.

“Are you alright?”
“No, I feel like shit warmed over.”

Shit Warmed Over by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016

Shit Boner 

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Shit Machine 

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

Shit Machine by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015

Shit hair 

KSI's Cheetos.

Have you seen the new Cheetos, they look just like KSI's Shit hair.

Shit hair by Anonymous221B1886 June 20, 2020