Religaholic

someone obssessed with the Bible. Not always a bad thing, but commonly looked down upon in today's society.

Man 1: Did you see Joe? He is such a religaholic!
Man 2: Why? What did he say?
Man 1: He tried to tell me how to get to heaven and about Jesus Christ.
Man 2: And you think that's bad?
Man 1: Not you, too!!!

by Jesus Loves You April 9, 2006

Religion

An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.

Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"

Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."

Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."

by Lottylula May 19, 2008

RELIGION

A futile attempt at processing all of life's wonders and mysteries into one, easy-to-follow dogma.

Different groups of simpletons try harder and harder to compress life into a digestible fear-furrow, the two biggest of which of Christians and Atheists, who are either extreme of the idiot scale.

RELIGION:

Christianity
Buddhism
Shinto
Atheism
Islam
Richard Dawkins readers
Oprah
All Your Base Are Belong To Us

by mike McGrath-Bryan January 7, 2009

Reigner

The reigning drunk at the party, or the person making the buggest fool of themselves. (due to alchohol)

Example: Dundas "Reigner" Valley at every party..

by Zeus Lightning November 2, 2008

reign in

A word used by politicians, especially republicans, to obscurely discuss government spending and pretend they have a solution to economic problems. Used widely by John McCain, Sarah Palin, and their supporters.

McCain: What senator Obama doesn't understand is that we have to reign in government spending to solve this economic crisis.

by takingabath January 15, 2009

Reign Of Chaos

A very well put together Melodic Thrash Metal Band from Hull Who consist of Mikey and Steev on guitar, Acaster on Bass, Usama On Vox and Ombler on drums.
This Brutal 5 piece deliver crushing sets where ever they go.
And have had some of the best pits hull has eva seen.

"Reign Of chaos?"
" That band From Hull?"
"Yer there Fucking Crazy"
"You seen them?"
"Yer last night, i got sooo many bruises from there pits dude it was sick!"

by Chris Acaster August 12, 2007

religion

The generic excuse for massacring millions and hating others

"I hate gays and went to war. Why? My religion... duh."

by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016