asian

People who can't drive, but otherwise do everything better than you... except staring contests, their eyes can't open.

I wish I were asian when it comes to math tests.

by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016

religion

The generic excuse for massacring millions and hating others

"I hate gays and went to war. Why? My religion... duh."

by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016