by Johnny Knight November 9, 2013
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"Hey, look at that fat chick!!"- Olson
"Yeah... Lose a hundred pounds or so, and then we'll talk about who's fat, ok?"- normal kid
"Yeah... Lose a hundred pounds or so, and then we'll talk about who's fat, ok?"- normal kid
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by J.L.A. March 2, 2015
Get the The Onion mug.when attempting to penerate the anus of a lady friend or brokeback buddy, it is the crusty poo flakes that surround the enterance to said anus. As you thrust harder and harder past the many layers of the crusty poo flakes, they will cause a great discomfort that often results in an embarassing yelp, followed by a stream of tears.
Brad: oh man, last night i only got through half of Debra's ass onions before i had to pull out and wipe my tears in the bathroom.
by Dr. Richard Monroe April 2, 2007
Get the Ass Onions mug.better than the word "killin'" and a synonym for the word "braume"; something/someone extremely cool. beyond words.
by shwee-doo May 4, 2011
Get the onions mug.The act of sitting above a person.. bare ass.. sealing your butt hole around their mouth and farting.
I hooked up with this nasty bitch last night and she was just begging me to onion ring her.... then we boofed
by Brant Boekleman March 24, 2008
Get the onion ring mug.Someone who is extremely obese, stubborn. Has no sex life and has a common practice with inpregnating goats.
by Adam Marshall April 7, 2003
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