garbage-noise

Any so-called music that is actually just fancy noise. It is especially garbage if the music is unfortunately liked by many stupid people.

I can't believe I payed like 4 billion dollars to go to this Counting Crows concert. It's just a painful marathon of garbage-noise. Can someone euthanizes me soon? I hope the band's plane crashes.

by Barnaby J. July 5, 2008

Nose Game

A game where a group of people play to decide who has to do the unfun activity. It begins when the first person puts a finger on their nose.

Andy: "I need a volunteer to take out the trash"
Ashley puts her finger on her nose. Sara follows. The rest of the group follows. Amy is the last to do so. She has to take the trash out.
Amy: "Oh crap! I suck at the nose game!"

by ilovecamp October 2, 2007

Chocolate Noose

The Chocolate Noose is an act of where a male and a female take on a sexual position in the form of the female on all fours and the male coming in from behind. More commonly known as doggy style.

To achieve The Chocolate Noose, during the doggy style sex position the male must remove his penis from the females vagina and quickly push it into the females anus, the female in surprise now turns to look round, and as she does you must punch her the fuck in the face (as hard as possible) to knock her clean out unconcious. The act of punching her and knocking her out means the muscles in and around the anus constrict meaning a tighter hole.

Thus comes the term: The Chocolate Noose

1. My girl loved the chocolate noose last night! shame she wasnt concious to realise it though..
2. I would give her the ol' chocolate noose.
3. I wish i had enough courage to try the chocolate noose on my girl!

by Nick Hill January 1, 2009

Nose Jam

1. Build up of partacles of dubious origin that make their domicile in the nasal cavity of most mammals. Can range in texture from crusty hardened solid lumps to a sloppy, viscous gel-like substance usually found dripping from the noses of the sick and feeble, the homeless, or human babies. Unknown exactly what the purpose of this mystery shape-changing element is, athough it has been documented that it can be used as an emergency food source when bored or hungry. Also used sometimes by teenagers as a material for sabotage or deviousness by wiping the matter liberally on another's personal property. See also wober, booger, snot.

1. 'Man I'm hungry, nothing to eat...Ah, I've got some nose jam, that'll do.'

by John Barry July 4, 2006

Pig Nose

This is a female that is Extremely stuck up and walks with her nose so far in the air that her nostrils actually point foward making it look like she has a pig nose. This term can be applied in a proper form, as a nick name for one person, or, generically, to refer to stuckup bitchs.

Proper: Who's this girl walking toward us?
That's fuckin Pig Nose, don't even waste your time.

Generic: Did you see that girl?
Ya, what a Pig Nose.

by Porky Pigula March 2, 2008

signal to noise ratio

The logarithmic difference between the audio, video, or any signal and the unwanted random signal beneath it.

The signal to noise ratio of most DVD Video discs exceeds 50db. VHS, on the other hand pulls in at a lowly 38 db.

by Cowclops August 30, 2003

Nose Pillow

I nicely shaved female vagina with just a small strip of hair that you can rest your nose on while giving her oral pleasure.

That girl's pussy was so rotten but she had one nice nose pillow.

by mikehock123 March 20, 2009