An adherent to the belief that there is only one woman who is right for you and that you will never be with anyone besides her, even if she doesn't want to be with you.
Alex was a staunch monosheist till the end. After letting Melissa, his one and only true love, slip through his fingers -- the self-same fingers with which he would finger-fuck her maloderous virgin pussy every night upon the dusty floor of his bedroom as she yelled "Harder!" -- he vowed a life of celibacy and honored that vow until his demise.
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Get the Mooch mug.An arrogant over-confident "tough guy" mentality that in reality is only possible because the mean-tempered dude is always getting physical/verbal backup and/or other assistance from one or more fellow males who are genuinely strong/brave; like many so-called "macho" guys, he's actually just a sniveling coward if he's on his own.
Tronald Dump is just a big blustering moocho --- it it weren't for Dear Old Daddy's wealth that he inherited, he'd be pichin' camp at da poorhouse.
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