The Jewish Rafiel 

When A Jewish Priest has intimate relations with a unwilling child, preferably Christian boy, in a back closet of a church, after a three hour seminar.

" Mamma, Father Raul made me do the Jewish Rafiel dis' mornin'. "

The Jewish Rafiel by Jackie && Shelly September 4, 2008

National Jewish Bread Day 

celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.

You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!

National Jewish Bread Day by KaleemCat September 5, 2020

Step Jewish 

When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)

“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”

Step Jewish by anonymous February 19, 2021

small jewish child 

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of

person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-

small jewish child by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021

Hot Jewish 

When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.

Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.

Hot Jewish by Man dude guy May 3, 2023

Obsessive Jewish Disorder 

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.

The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.

Obsessive Jewish Disorder by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction 

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024