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Oven

A metal box, but you use it to cook.
Mat: "Is my food ready?"
Jacob: "Nah, I kinda burnt it in the oven."
by NascarDriverBurak101 February 25, 2022
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Easy bake oven

When you smear raw cookie dough on your dick and then perform sexual intercourse at a high intensity rate, the heat from the friction caused by going at fast speeds should cook the dough enough that when she pussy farts, it should smell like your grandma's freshly baked cookies.
I turned her pussy into an easy bake oven with a bucket of raw cookie dough
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Oven Closed

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.
"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013
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Wuhan oven

Lightly pulling away ones mask, inserting ones cheeks and ripping ass. Once ass ripping has commenced the mask is released, sealing it within.
Wife fell asleep with her mask on so I wuhan ovened her ass.
by Phatrick&Hootson December 6, 2020
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Dutch Oven

When a male or female farts in a small enclose area such as under the blankets or in a vehicle
I farted under my blankets and it smelled so bad it was like a Dutch Oven.
by TheMrNathwoz January 22, 2020
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brownie in the dutch oven

You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.
"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"
by Shlynlew July 15, 2017
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microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!
A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.
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