Hairy Caterpillar

When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.

My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.

by me.....)()( March 9, 2014

hairy cockroach

When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --

Ugggh look at that hairy cockroach!

by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014

hairy chamois

The small piece of hair underneath the vagina. A goatee beard for a vagina.

It was weird. She hadn't waxed properly bro she had like a hairy chamois!!

by Shaven haven 2 April 2, 2015

happy elf

(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.

"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"

by Xtina666 November 26, 2015

happy feels

An emotional and or physical feeling of happiness.

That cheese burger from your happy meal gave me happy feels. Thanks bruh!

by Mightyrighthand May 24, 2016

Happy-poopy-time

Defecating alongside someone you love and/or respect.

I can't believe you already went? What about our Happy-Poopy-time?

Would you care for some happy-poopy-time?

by Hoemoes July 16, 2016

Hairy Sausage

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016