Grenade

Something that a certain friend should not be holding in a certain game. Because he would explode himself and be a total and complete failure

I'll use the grenade.....Where is it?......Oh shit.... *And died*

by bloodyshits May 30, 2021

Grenade

An overweight, undesirable woman that one must jump on so a friend can get with a prettier girl.

“Nah dude, she’s a grenade.”
“I ain’t gonna hit that again, she a grenade”

by Hannes Rautie February 5, 2020

Extendo Release Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.

I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.

by Say when July 20, 2025

grenade can

A short can that typically houses alcohol. Compared to the normal 16oz cans, these cans come in 8oz sizes.

Hey man, budweiser needs to re-release those grenade cans!

by anonymous September 15, 2020

red grenade

when you light her tampon string on fire to light the fuse and explode the tampon inside her

her:my period is bad better change my tampon
me(teleports behind her in a flash): imma light that red grenade

by wh3r3 did he go March 24, 2019

stinky grenade

When defecating in a public restroom stall, after wiping one's anus, instead of dropping the soiled toilet paper into the toilet, it is tossed over the top of the stall into a neighboring stall occupied by the victim.

In the bathroom at work, I was taking a dump next to my annoying co-worker, so I decided to toss a stinky grenade onto him.

by TheRealArticle December 4, 2016

grenade

something Bruno Mars would catch

“I'd catch a grenade for ya”

by aka.danasia November 25, 2018