Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.

Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?

by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022

feces funnel

Another word for asshole.

That joker is a real feces funnel

by Joker Jr December 19, 2022

The funniest person alive

Slimecical

Slimecical is the funniest person alive

by Amighostboo February 28, 2023

Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.

“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”

by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023

Cum funnel

An orgy in which 4 people put a tube on their dick that is connected to one hose and inserted in to someone's ass.

Hey bae can the guys come over for a cum funnel?

by The Penetrator 69420 March 19, 2024

Twitter Funnel Effect

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.

Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.

by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024

the funnies

in the local recent arrest reports (online or otherwise) in reference to the “funnies” as the comic section.

Did you know John was arrested? I saw him in the funnies the other day!

by michaelcorleone May 19, 2024