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Five for Fighting

It's hockey jargon; the most common penalty for fighting (on ice) is five minutes in the penalty box.
Domi and Alfredsson get caught by the referee cuffing each other against the boards; the ref blows his whistle and calls, "Five for fighting!"
by kerrigwen October 10, 2005
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five finger discount

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".
by diesel weasel May 16, 2013
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five cougars thanks

The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.

This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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the fireman

When you're having sex with a woman right before ejaculating light her pubes on fire then put them out with your semen.
yo, where's the lighter fluid? I'm gonna do the fireman on this ho.
by Shaundawgz April 16, 2008
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five hole

The gap or small space that you can see through between a slender females thighs directly under her vagina when she is standing with her feet together.
Did you see the five hole on here. Taken from the Hockey term five hole in where a puck travels between the goal tenders legs and goes into the net. the goal was scored threw the five hole.
by Hoover April 30, 2003
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Fireman's Special

When you finish having sex with a woman with a large full bush, and immediately after coitus blow a load on her genital hair, effectively extinguishing the brush fire cause by vigorous pounding.
I gave your mom a Fireman's Special last night, because she was in danger of a full on scorcher.
by Barry Chitlass May 12, 2010
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friday five

The bloggers mate on a friday night. Five utterly random questions to answer for all to see
"Fuk man what are you doing this friday night??"
"The Friday FIVE!"
*shock??!>?!>>*
by duke.frizzlepuff April 29, 2005
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