fail

used as another word for 'suck', such as an unfortunate event happening to a person. it is a cruel and funny way to emphasize the pain of the person "failing"

person no#1: u heard about the guy that locked himself in his room and played WoW for 72 hours and died?

person # 2: fail

by llololololo January 4, 2009

failboat

n. A subcategory of fail images. Failboats are pictures are of a boat that has something seriously wrong with it, usually from a severe act of stupidity, but not necessarily.

(photograph shows a tanker in the process of capsizing right next to the dock, dumping all of its cargo into the ocean)
CAPTION: Failboat always delivers

by Frank VB October 22, 2008

Fail

A term used by impressionable morons who though claim not to conform to popular trends, still buy into more "alternative" ones simply because they are incapable of either genuinely not conforming or fitting in.

1. "Wow, I sure do fail at life."

2. "Unfortunately, my mother failed to abort me."

by TheImmortal92 May 8, 2009

Failcore

an exclaimation that brings attention to a failure by a friend or aquaintance that was/is so ridiculous the blunder will become legend amongst your circle of friends.

Caveman: "Hey Andrew, remember when Pockets (insert horribly mediocre failure at a menial task)?"

Andrew: "Pockets! Failcore!"

by Social_Pariah February 26, 2007

Definition Fail

When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.

Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass

by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009

Failaja

Failaja : Means to fail at something very simple..and to do so in the worst possible / most embarrassing way.

The idea for the word came from playing Final Fantasy 13 when I died because of Doom counter with the boss only having 3% health left - Failaja

by Tonski Ilyod February 24, 2011

failcup

Used in online games meaning Failur

Wow you just wiped the entire group u f***ing FAILCUP!

by the pwnzorz March 18, 2008