fart in a skillet

When someone is so hyper they just can not stop fidgeting.... As in a child who is an energizer bunny....

They are jumping around like a fart in a skillet!

by Leemoons August 10, 2017

fart-by

Passing gas while navigating thru a crowd in bar/nightclub. Derived from drive-by.

"The club was way too busy last night. Left early, but did a viscious fart-by on the way out."

by Bloomfield13 October 3, 2008

fart parade

a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.

you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot

by Lax mom to 3 February 24, 2009

Fart Steak

Adjective. Occurs when you cut a fart, but instead shit yourself. Similar to a "Shart", however, a fart steak has a definite form.

I'd love to walk over and see you from my present location, but I just made a fart steak in my pants.

by Kah-Kah Bum May 20, 2009

Fart Flops

Gardening clogs that make fart sounds when you walk.

Let me change my shoes before we go shopping. I CAN'T wear my fart flops in public, people will think I have a digestive disorder!

by gooseontheloose September 3, 2009

Fart Lava

The unexpected execretion of liquid shit when you do a fart.

Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!

by aussiemandias September 12, 2009

Fart-on

When someone sits on guy’s lap and farts so strongly that the vibration results in the guy getting a hard-on

Dude, Jennifer sat on my lap and she let one loose and I sprung a fart-on!

by KDS117 December 31, 2017