Electronic Hobo

Someone who doesn't have access to his own computer and is forced to use other computers.

My pc died so I've become an e-hobo.

The power is out in the block so I'm an electronic hobo till it's back.

by Taawus December 26, 2011

electromurder

When you gets so annoyed with an electronic device that you intentionally destroy it

Person 1: Gahhh!!!! I'm about to electromurder this camera if it doesn't work soon!
Person 2: Have you tried turning it on yet?

by Peace, Love, Space October 30, 2012

Electronic signatures

Electronic signatures a method which safe sanctity of electronic document and attribute the person who has full control over this electronic document, by using unique digital logarithm.

Electronic signatures, 100011001

by s j tubrazy January 6, 2013

Electromyography

An EMG- a procedure to assess the health of muscles and the nerve cells that control them
Also known as the most painful procedure known to man, where student nurses stick you with needles then proceed to pulse electricity down through the needles to see how your muscles react to the 'stimulation'. Often this causes extreme pain, as it aims to target nerves and the way they control the muscles.

Person 1: Shit dude that's gotta hurt like a b*tch
Person 2: Hurts like f*uck but its nothing on an Electromyography
Person 1: The f*ck is that?
Person 2: An EMG, the Satan's own invention sent to the medical industry.

by SammyS August 31, 2014

electrosexual

To have sexual relations with various electronic devices, (e.g, V.C.R, toaster, refrigerator, game system, and other items you can stick ones penis inside.)

Floyd told us that he fucked his V.C.R last night, doesn't that make him an electrosexual?

by EvilAngelBB August 12, 2016

Electrometalify

To make an electric metal cover of any ordinary song.

"We should electrometalify that love song!"

by emoelectricmetalifyer September 30, 2016

Electronic Arts

A sign that the apocalypse is near

Electronic Arts ruined too many good video games series

by anonymous November 16, 2016