Dump-A-Hump

The action of taking a dump and humping it repeatedly for satifaction. This is a form of masturbation

Clint was vey satified after he dump-a-humped for several hours

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever tried dump-a-humping?"
Guy 2:"No how do you do it?"
Guy 1:"You take a dump then you hump it till you cumm inside of it and you feel satisfied!"

by DRJizzGoodandChefSam March 29, 2009

dump trump

What everyone should be doing since Donald Trump wanna be dissing

Person 1: Trump is always talking shit
Smartest person ever: "DUMP TRUMP"

by Lesthebest June 3, 2016

rocket dump

when you are constipated and it suddenly comes out so fast that you get splashed and your ass hurts for about an hour after your shit.

Wow, i had a rocket dump an hour ago and it still hurts!

by Blagga MAn December 16, 2008

taking it to the dump

After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)

I was taking it to the dump last night

by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015

spray dump

An explosion of liquid excrement released abruptly from a bare anus, covering what it contacts.

The dog drank salt water and spray dumped all over the beach.

by Dumpycrankster56 October 13, 2011

Dump Dial

When one person is on the toilet for a at least 8 minutes, taking a crap, calls another on their phone from the toilet.

Unlike when someone butt-dials you or drunk-dials you, DUMP DIALS mostly occur sober, and on purpose.

"Hey bro, sorry to DUMP DIAL you, but i had to call you from the can...I'm getting a blumpkin!!!!"

by bigCracka' April 14, 2009

dump and chug

The Dump and Chug is a strategy used at a bar or a party. When someone offers you a shot that you don't want to take, you discreetly dump the shot into your mixed drink or beer, and pretend to take the shot with everyone else.

Person at party, "Let's take this shot of Jameson!"
You to yourself, "Time to execute the Dump and Chug...."

by Concerned Citizen August 25, 2014