cranker

someone who's constantly cranky.

my mom is such a cranker.

by crystaal c.♥ November 4, 2009

crank

A cry and a wank (at the same time).

My girlfriend just broke my heart; but she's still hot, so I'm off for a crank.

by Jay Bandit November 7, 2009

Cracksmack

To perform this you must have 1 Kilo of Crack/Cocaine (preferably in powder form). While someone (doesn't matter who) is giving you a blowjob, you pull out of their mouth as your about to cum. You point your dick to the heavens, and cum flows down it like a sweet waterfall. Then, once you've 'gotten your dick wet' you run over to that kilo or that crack rock and you rub your dick around in the pile, making a sperm-crack combo of epic proportions. After this, strut over to your woman (or man, you sick fuck) and dick slap the shit outta em'. P.S. With a crack rock, proceed to rub the rock up and down your penis rather than rubbing it on the rock.

"Scarface taught me how to cracksmack like that, you cunt!" Jim said as he gave Margarette one good cracksmack across the face.

by SignorFabion2 November 1, 2008

crank-it-up time

the moment when nothing else is appropriate in comparison to getting hella amped-up. some folks who play football know that every minute of every quarter of every game is crank-it-up time -- the time in which it's always appropriate to be electric... just try not to get pissed off along the way and you'll be fine.

Not to be confused with "cool-it-out time", which is when an amped-up mf'er simply needs to calm their ass down.

What time is it?

CRANK-IT-UP TIME!

WHAT TIME IS IT??

CRANK-IT-UP TIME!!

by mista crank-it-up October 7, 2009

canadian crank

while engaging in vigarous intercourse the male stretches out the females pussy lips to the extent where he can tie them into a knot

as i was pounding her on the table her pussy lips became so loose that i actually was able to perform the good ol' CANADIAN CRANK.........OUCH.......POOR GIRL!

by jack mehofV August 21, 2006

crankster gangsters

They wanna be Crankster gangsters but all they are is a little ice ice maybe.

He said he was the topof the crankster gangsters,now he is locked down for 10 to 20 in the big boys cell block.

by The shcoshi queen October 20, 2006

Crank a Turn

To masturbate while making a turn through an intersection.

Matt Dillon decided to crank a turn all the way to Milwalkee and back.

by Brian "Fernando" Fantana August 25, 2007