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Dry Cooker

Best frying pan in the world. No need to use oil with it.
I made some scrambled eggs in my Dry Cooker
by joviravi January 17, 2022
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throb cocked

To dominate and own a chick in bed.

To thoroughly destroy, dominate, dismantle or blow out an opponent in a competition.

An alternative to jail sexed.
I throb cocked her after dinner last night
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Cum Cooker

THE CUM COOKER, IT WORKS!!!!!
by CumCooker69 May 31, 2022
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.
Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker
by KylePope August 22, 2022
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bendy Crocker

A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.
Did you try those cookies Bendy Crocker made? I fucked her while she baked them.
by Lizard Snatch 123 August 24, 2022
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
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