bedford

commonly used term to cover the fact you are a grown woman going to or talking about twilight.

I am sorry I cannot attend your business mixer on Thursday night. I will am going to Bedford to visit some friends.

I wonder if that guy will go all Bedford on me.

This meeting is over. I have a call to discuss new developments in Bedford.

by moofer November 16, 2012

BMFO

The term that is expressed whenever someone forgets how to make an acronym for Bad Ass Mother F*****, also known as BAMF.

Mike: "Wow! That is one BMFO!"

Tom: "What?"

by superdeesleepy July 26, 2013

Bedford

Town in southern new Hampshire. Rich, Cocky town but good at sports. Most people think new Hampshire is just a ton of rednecks that's not from New England. Way too much gossip but there are some cool kids. Most towns surrounding hate Bedford. There is a lot of sex and drugs in Bedford. Each grade consists of around 450 kids. Dean Kamen creator of the segway lives there. Few Black people and most are some what immature.

"Yo dude I was playing football against Bedford and they are little S***s

"I saw a Bedford police car, it was a mustang"

"Where do you get your pot? Oh from some kids in Bedford"

by TryurBestBro April 14, 2014

day before-shotgun

when a person calls shotgun within view of the vehicle, in a twenty-four hour range before take off.

"I CALL SHOTGUN!"
"You can't call shotgun the day before!"
"Yes i can, john scully, its called the day before-shotgun!"

by g.west. December 23, 2008

Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street

Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga

by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009

Bembo

When you cum to war flashbacks and enjoyed it

Dude last night I had a bembo

by Thetruefaggot May 21, 2018

Bemo

Some one who is almost to the point of being Emo, making them borderline Emo or Bemo!

"That kid is such a cry baby he's so Bemo !"

"Look at that Bemo , he's almost emo!"

by Justin Millen December 9, 2008