rump-a-dump

To deposit a large amount of excrement in a toliet while straining to the point of hemorrhage.

I ran to the bathroom because i had to rump-a-dump!

by Phatazz August 7, 2003

dump trump

What everyone should be doing since Donald Trump wanna be dissing

Person 1: Trump is always talking shit
Smartest person ever: "DUMP TRUMP"

by Lesthebest June 3, 2016

The Day dump

The biggest shit of the day. You could be on the toilet for hours.

When you come home from work/school or where ever you usually take a big ass shit aka The Day Dump.

by Kevin Sedita May 24, 2006

rocket dump

when you are constipated and it suddenly comes out so fast that you get splashed and your ass hurts for about an hour after your shit.

Wow, i had a rocket dump an hour ago and it still hurts!

by Blagga MAn December 16, 2008

Dump Dial

When one person is on the toilet for a at least 8 minutes, taking a crap, calls another on their phone from the toilet.

Unlike when someone butt-dials you or drunk-dials you, DUMP DIALS mostly occur sober, and on purpose.

"Hey bro, sorry to DUMP DIAL you, but i had to call you from the can...I'm getting a blumpkin!!!!"

by bigCracka' April 14, 2009

dump and chug

The Dump and Chug is a strategy used at a bar or a party. When someone offers you a shot that you don't want to take, you discreetly dump the shot into your mixed drink or beer, and pretend to take the shot with everyone else.

Person at party, "Let's take this shot of Jameson!"
You to yourself, "Time to execute the Dump and Chug...."

by Concerned Citizen August 25, 2014

dumpy-dump

This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.

"A little dumpy-dump ??!!" Did you have a little accident ??

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005