whaccident

When a guy gets into a car accident because his girl was giving him a handjob while driving.

Matt got into an whaccident when his girlfriend squeezed his balls causing him to swerve into the other lane.

by RufusRedbud July 29, 2009

wace car

from Toddler-speak for "race car." usually a honda, acura or some other ricer pos with a NOISY modified exhaust, driven by a young (juvenile) (typically asian) turd who thinks he's a race (pronounced "wace" by toddlers) cah dwiver (driver). Often has all kinds of stupid decals, spoilers, loose air-dams and crappy trim. They should only drive these noisy menances of a pier.
Crash and burn.

I dwive a wace car. i make everybody hear my NOISY exhaust as i excessively shift gears while I trudge thru morning traffic at 5 mph. ppppffftttt-pppfffttttpp-ppfftttpttfft.

by Godlike clone 5b5 sparm October 22, 2009

Whack the haggis

Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.

Eg '' Hamish decided to 'whack the haggis' when his mother walked in with the coco pops...''

by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009

whack

(adjective) The name for an individual who is neither black nor white but rather a combination of the two and normally is not accepted by either group.

Matt: Yo, is Barack Obama black or white?
Don: Neither man, he's whack.

by Art M. Typal May 9, 2010

Whack

the combo of a white and black person.

what race are you?
"I'm whack"

by Gold Money July 19, 2017

cry whack

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying and using your tears as lubrication.

"Hey open your door and stop cry whacking Tim"
"Would you like some tissues with that cry whack?"

by Kaiser Solsay April 26, 2006

paddle whacking

Masturbatory term.

I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011