Urban Academy is a school created in 1823 by Abe Lincoln and Gandalf, the two decided to team up and open a school. They decided to magically merge into one person, a guise they affectionately called Herb. Urban is famous for having no regents tests and letting it's students pick classes. It also has a rule that forbids people from personally attacking each other, a policy that approximately 3% of the school gives two shits about. The school likes to pretend it has an anti-drug policy but anyone with half a brain knows it's bullshit because about half the school is high at any given time. Examples of classes: The Russian Revolution, Psychoanalyzing Sponge Bob and How to Roll a Blunt. The thing that keeps the kids in check is Herb's Magical Eye Laser attack it does -5 charisma and over 9000 damage, the military is currently trying to create prototypes of Herb's eyes to be mounted on predator drones in the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. The D.O.E breed a vast army of elite Uraki and sent them to destroy the academy and take over all of New York, Herb was undaunted, he started up his Gundam with Laser axe, Anti-Aircraft Railgun and phase armor, with catchy Jap-pop music playing in the background. Standing on the J-rec stairs he repelled the D.O.E's forces for three hours. After slicing the head off of the last Uraki, Herb screamed at the top of his lungs (not very loud) Get the fuck outta my school! After the great battle of J-rec the D.O.E never fucked with Urban again.
by Queens Rage January 27, 2011
Get the Urban Academymug. by Urban dickshunist October 17, 2008
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A website that uses urbandictionary.com to help you sound cooler than you really are, by letting you find better words than the lame ones you already knew. it's here - www.urbanthesaur.us
ever since you found out about the urban thesaurus at www.urbanthesaur.us - people look at you different. you got a promotion at work, men and women want you or want to be you.
nobody understands how one person can sound SO COOL.
nobody understands how one person can sound SO COOL.
by Beeezeee May 6, 2011
Get the urban thesaurusmug. 1. An author on Urbandictionary.com. Known for making definitions for sex-related words.
2. A pervert that lives in an urban area. Usually likes to go round looking up ladies' skirts.
2. A pervert that lives in an urban area. Usually likes to go round looking up ladies' skirts.
1. Have you heard of Urban Pervert? His definitions on Urbandictionary.com are gross!
2. Check out that urban pervert looking up peoples' skirts!
2. Check out that urban pervert looking up peoples' skirts!
by FunkDaBeat October 2, 2014
Get the Urban Pervertmug. by D Flawless November 13, 2019
Get the Urban Coctionarymug. almost brainless humans who wander about cities, stepping into traffic, standing on the white center lines as cars zip by. Also move aimlessly on sidewalks, often blocking or forcing those actually going somewhere with a purpose to go around them. Similarly to the cows that reputedly wander the streets of large cities in India more or less as they please.
The traffic lights had a count-down to when the pedestrian crossing would commence, but the urban cattle were already off the curb at minus 10 seconds, targets for any fast traffic running the crosswalk on yellow.
by Lettlander July 23, 2011
Get the urban cattlemug. A person going onto Urban Dictionary basically once or twice a week just to troll on the internet by writing posts that will make people angry. They are usually about people, places, or celebrities that they are just really jealous of their talent, money, and beauty. They basically write about Paris Hilton, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and (ugh) kim kardashian.
Person 1 - Ugh did you see that Urban Troll talking so much sh*t about Paris Hilton?!
Person 2 - Omg yes they are sooo jelly of them like wtf!!!11!!!!1
Person 2 - Omg yes they are sooo jelly of them like wtf!!!11!!!!1
by amouxbonnet December 12, 2012
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