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Shurf

A way to speak about the Sheriff, this dirty bastard
The Shurf put Simon in jail
by smonff May 31, 2012
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Slurf

Jennifer B is such a Slurf !
by Envyy December 24, 2014
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smurf-head

I am a smurf-head. My hair is blue, not my body.
by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016
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smurfs

Police officers/Cops

Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)
Don't speed up dude, there are smurfs behind us.
by masongr March 20, 2016
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Smurf

In the world of gaming, particularly massive online battle arenas (MOBAs), an experienced player who plays on a low-level account. This type of person is typically an egocentric and unsympathetic piece of human filth who ruins the gaming experience of actually inexperienced players by making them completely unable to play the game.

Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.
Gamer's friend: Dude, you're getting destroyed.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.
by Lezzer7 May 24, 2016
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Smurf nuts

When you sit to snap one off and the blue water in the portolet splashes up and colors your sack blue
Dan was taking a shit , and the impact below sent a cold spash of blue water onto his sack, turning his balls blue like Smurf nuts
by metalmaster100 March 30, 2017
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Smurfing

The Act Of Sucking someones penis so much that it begins to turn blue
Oh yeah sarah was smurfing me all night.
by Yourafaggotlarry December 20, 2017
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