splatastic

When something is awesome, but there is liquid, slime or goo involved

Wow that play was splatastic

by wcartho January 13, 2017

splatterdabs

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

Splatteritas

The outcome of drinking a 12 pk of straw-ber-Ritas all to yourself causing you to run to the bathroom every 5 seconds the next day.

-Hey bro, wanna come over and play some Call of Duty.

-Nah man, I've got the splatteritas.

by Cream of frog soup March 19, 2017

splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017

splatter batter

To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.

I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.

2. Another name for shooting off sperm

by K.Moon April 22, 2018

Splatfishing

When you put time into a female and get used to her face the way it is, then she takes her make up off and you feel like you even know her anymore.

The term is "Splatfishing" and used in reference to a female. "Yo dawg, you remember (insert any name). You know how we was talking for like six months and i took her out like 16 times, right? Well i finally got her to my house and was about to smash and she asked me where my hand towels were, so i go into the bathroom to show her and half her face is in sink and she looked up at me looking like the creature that grabs ppl feet at night." "Damn dawg, you got splatfished.."

by Mickmaster420 May 6, 2018

splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.

Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch

by Smashleigh0713 June 1, 2018