Space dust

When your partner takes a s*** and does not wipe. Then leaves it for hours and when they're performing oral they turn around and fart and have s*** particles blast straight to your eyes possiblly resulting in pink eye.

Did you guys see Jared today? That mother Fucker got space dusted.

by Vonsegar May 13, 2016

space jew

A space jew is an oppressed intergalactic race, enslaved by the tyranny from beyond our galaxy. They are typically used to scope out any type of currency with their advanced jew-smell. If they are not used for locating money, they can be found being tortured for fun or at the local bagel shop, only if they have yet to be discovered by the space authorities. However, there is currently an organization, the Space Jew Liberators (or the SJL for short), who is attempting to secretly free any imprisoned or wayward space jews and relocate them to a safe place.

Space Cop #1: Have you seen any space jews lately?
Space Cop #2: No, but you wouldn't believe the number of space muslims I've spotted trying to detonate themselves today.

by The Greener Weiner Cleaner February 22, 2018

Spacebook

The witty nickname for "Eve: Online" social networking site "evegate.com". Because it's facebook. For internet spaceships.

"Did you read your evemail?"
"no... can't be bothered to log in..."
"Fuck that, dude... just check Spacebook!"

by Namyri'el September 26, 2011

Space monkey

A song by Placebo, track 4 on the album "Meds."

Space monkey in the place to be...

We're sewn together
She's born to mesmer
Beside, astride her
I'd die inside her
It's far too sacred
Don't ever fake it
And don't
Don't
Don't let me down
Like you let me down before

by subxavier May 21, 2006

Space Cadet

one that is spacey, that isn't always there

"Holly is such a space cadet, she catches on so slowly"

by Morgan Alexandra February 14, 2008

Space Junk

The dead satellites, discarded rocket casings, and so forth that orbit the Earth, creating a hazard for space shuttles.

With all the space junk that gridles the planet it is a wonder that NASA hasn't done more to clean it up.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

spacebar

The space between words when speaking, so that you can be understood; people that talk too fast and mumble do not use their spacebar. (Credit to comedian Howie Mandel.)

She was so excited and talking a mile a minute, I told her to chill and use her f**king spacebar.

by Mickey Eldooo September 3, 2005