A space jew is an oppressed intergalactic race, enslaved by the tyranny from beyond our galaxy. They are typically used to scope out any type of currency with their advanced jew-smell. If they are not used for locating money, they can be found being tortured for fun or at the local bagel shop, only if they have yet to be discovered by the space authorities. However, there is currently an organization, the Space Jew Liberators (or the SJL for short), who is attempting to secretly free any imprisoned or wayward space jews and relocate them to a safe place.
Space Cop #1: Have you seen any space jews lately?
Space Cop #2: No, but you wouldn't believe the number of space muslims I've spotted trying to detonate themselves today.
Space Cop #2: No, but you wouldn't believe the number of space muslims I've spotted trying to detonate themselves today.
by The Greener Weiner Cleaner February 22, 2018