Dirty Samson

When a woman cuts off a man's hair and fist-fucks it up his ass.

Delila gave Joe a Dirty Samson after he passed out while they were having sex.

by Mys_Maux November 5, 2009

seasonedf1

A website that seeks to mock and ridicule those who take part in the sport which is known as "formula one"

He had wanted to go to the best F1 website on the internet, so he went to seasonedf1.com

by Ray Bidfan November 3, 2004

seasonal adjustment order

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.

Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"

by Stephen Collins September 1, 2006

semmont

a liar and cheater. often someone who is a carrier of std's and sleeps with multiple girls in one night. a person can only be called a true semmont after reaching 100 girls/victims. some may call it an accomplishment, others think -just plain trashy.

"oh i heard that that guy was classified as a real semmont-- wow that sucks"

by Kista March 25, 2008

Sensor

Anything you power and it gives crap back.

I built a toilet sensor. Every time someone flushes it sends out a tweet.

by Limber Pelvis November 2, 2014

lying season

A kick ass song by Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains fan 1:

"Dude, get the Music Bank CD if you want to hear some tight Alice in Chains demos, including Lying season!"

Alice in Chains fan 2:
mmmkay!

by kolorful October 27, 2008

Cheek Season

The time of the year where all you want is some cheeks (booty/pussy), and everything else on your mind is gone, your mind is just stuck on cheeks.This mainly happens the summer because there is no school and teenagers have a lot of free time.

Joe- yo we out to play ball tomorrow?

John- I don't know man, its Cheek Season and im honry as fuck I need to bust something real quick

Joe- aight, whatever man

by Joey Danza January 19, 2009