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shoulder season

In the north, we call the beginning of spring and fall shoulder season. Northerners say it's shoulder season because you are changing what you have on your shoulders throughout the day. Example : "it's definitely shoulder season, I wore my winter coat to work this morning and by lunch, I was wearing nothing but me t-shirt. When I go home I'll need my coat again."
"it's definitely shoulder season, I wore my winter coat to work this morning and by lunch, I was wearing nothing but me t-shirt. When I go home I'll need my coat again."
by Jwlat December 11, 2015
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break up season

Break up season is around late September through early/mid October. It's obvioisly when most couples break up (hints the name).
My boyfriend and I aren't on good terms, plus it's break-up season.

Many couple end during break up season.
by He's SO ANNOYING October 1, 2017
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Suwu Season

A range in time when a girl is on her period; menstrual cycle
It's suwu season, so shawty dick teasin.

- Wale
by bone a.k.a gerber a.k.a butta October 25, 2009
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Seasoned ornithologist

A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.
Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
by slashdotat April 8, 2010
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Seasonal Dread

Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\

1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.

2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.

3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.
1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.

2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.
by scanner_obscura February 26, 2011
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Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
by wfgqwf March 1, 2011
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Sebastian Lambek

In a game of bowling when a person isn't able to make a strike, you are entitled to call him a "Sebastian Lambek"
Sebastian played four rounds of bowling and wasn't able to make a strike. He was such a Sebastian Lambek!
by Jeff9377 May 12, 2011
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