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stumpf

latin word derieved from stump.

dumb ass lying sack of shit who likes to get it on with man whores.
she tends to carry around a big wang dang in her huge purse.
person 1:did you see stumpf yet?
person 2:no but i heard shes carrying around her wang dang again.
person 3:DAMN IT MUST BE HUGE,DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF HER PURSE?
by vickkk March 19, 2009
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slump

Someone who wears their clothing in a disheveled, unkempt, stylishly raggedy manner. Most common of the 'stoner' populous.
I wish I didn't look so slump.
You're slump as fuq.
He looks slump.
ect...
by mishee August 13, 2011
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Cherry Slumper

A society of men who declare to have sex with virgin girls, and virgin girls ONLY. Hence "cherry" you "slump". Once a man has sex with a non-virgin girl, he is removed from the society and can never return.
Guy 1: "Dawg I fucked this easy hoe"
Guy 2: "Guess you arent a cherry slumper because I fucked this fine ass virgin."
by udajew1212haha February 18, 2010
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Stumponics

A specific type of jargon used in the city of Portland, Oregon, U.S.A.

Portland, Oregon was nicknamed Stumptown in the mid 19th century, when the city's growth forced land to be cleared quickly to accommodate the growth, but the tree stumps were not immediately removed.

Currently there are 8 subcategories of Stumponics in PDX.

These subcategories pertain to each geographical and by nature social graphical region of the city. The regions divided by the Willamette River which runs South to North and sprawling Burnside Street which runs East to West.

Best shown here: (http://www.urbandrinks.com/happyhour/usa/or/portland)

1. NORTHWEST
2. SOUTHWEST
3. DOWNTOWN
4. PEARL DISTRICT
5. OLD TOWN
6. NORTH PORTLAND
7. NORTHEAST
8. SOUTHEAST
"I had a grip of coffee this morning, it's an everyday thing for me now."

"Yeah, you've been doin' that for days."

These are commonly used forms of the South Eastern Stumponics
by Gizmo Punk March 6, 2009
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Stumpgrinder

(Noun): A woman on the dance floor that thrives on grinding her bottom(grinder) on male genetailia (stump). Particularly late in the night when inhibitions have been lost, drinks consumed, and standards have been dropped.
Upon arrival to the club, the boys sought out stumpgrinders on the dance floor.

As drinks were consumed, women turned from prude high school teachers, college students, and office workers into stumpgrinders.
by LegitZ November 9, 2009
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Stumpy

Someone who very short and often has a very awkward personality. This word is most frequently used on The Fresh Prince of Bel-air when describing Carlton.
Hey stumpy!”
by B.Gar October 13, 2018
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Skumpydink

Formed from the two words "Skump" (slang for genital warts) and "dinky" (tiny), this another one of those phrases that saves the spacebar from more unnecessary pounding.
"This random just commented on a picture from years back! Thier picture makes them look like a right Skumpydink .."
by Le Wrodster October 5, 2009
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