Random cum stopper

The act of stopping someone from cuming by yelling random words at them while they are at the point of climax.

She said that she was about to cum, so i pulled a "random cum stopper" and yelled "what does the fox say". She lost her orgasum.

by Ppablo April 25, 2014

sloppy track

to have a severe case of the runs

"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."

by Ron Nutter August 3, 2009

Shopportunity

high fashion at insanely low prices.

I snagged a major Shopportunity on a
Burberry coat at Marshalls.

by shoppergirl2468 January 28, 2010

sloppy chinaman

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.

After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman

by FFOCUSTPA10 June 27, 2010

shopping chance

the chance of finding something magnificent on a shopping trip when you need nothing at all.

I went to the mall and found a great pair of shoes on sale. What a good shopping chance.

by leshen25 June 9, 2011

Sloppy Joey

When a woman ejaculates or squirts and forces the man outside of her. Akin to a baby kangaroo (a joey) getting forced out of its mother's pouch.

Crystal and I had a sloppy joey last night, I freaked out at first. My sheets will never be the same.

by feverbabble October 9, 2011

Sloppy seconds period

Refers to the period in which one may perform any sensual act without being badgered about getting another's sloppy seconds. This period differs from person to person, to group of people.

Guy 1: Dude, I just made out with Angela
Guy2: Aww man, you just got all of Josh's sloppy seconds
Guy1: No mufuckah, the Sloppy seconds period has been up. they broke up a month and a half ago.

by magicman9516 October 20, 2011