Slap-chop

When a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her vagina with her hand like the "slap-chop" vegatable cutter on the infomercial.

Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions

by ERV July 11, 2011

Mop slap

To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen

Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?

by Misfit August 23, 2004

Slap A Zoe Day

May 6 is when u can officially slap a zoe (hatian) and they cannot do nothing back but take the hit

Me: What's today date??
Boy: May 6
Me: BOY O BOY TIME TO SLAP ME A ZOE SINCE ITS SLAP A ZOE DAY!!

by King1397 May 30, 2011

well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013

NATIONAL Slap Your Friend’s Ass Day

Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass

The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY

by Jax1995 June 27, 2019

monkey slap

when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.

dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.

by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy September 12, 2008

slap n tickle

basicly when someone goes to have sexual intercourse with someone

' wheres she goin?'
'oh ya know for a bit of slap n tickle'

by xxljxx May 21, 2006