poor man stan

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts

if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN

by poorhiddenstashistan June 14, 2011

poorformance anxiety

1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.

2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.

1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.

2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?

Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.

by The Barded One June 24, 2011

Pooriod

The shit a girl has to take right before she gets her period

I have awful cramps and just took a pooriod...I must be getting my period.

by Same320 November 29, 2011

Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.

So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.

by oneboredguard January 8, 2012

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012

Poormon

An individual of Mormon faith that believes he has no money...

Poormon: Hey Mitt I'm a little short this month on my rent could you spot me?!?!
Mitt: Thats not possible, there's no poor Mormons, we're all too rich, pretty, and believe every translation of Joseph Smith...

by mcleanse September 11, 2012