pre nut confusion

post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut confusion :

"dude i was about to nut then my head hurt bruh"
"damn thats pre nut confusion"

by deeznutsmeister January 3, 2022

pre-frosh

Someone in the purgatory between high school and college. They usually achieve this title when attending orientation.

Many have not yet reached the age of consent (in some states) when they attend orientation.

They can often be found with a campus map, lost, crying, or looking scared shitless.

"Let's go prey on the pre-frosh!"
"Careful, they're not all legal."

by stuck here and can't get out August 3, 2005

pre-grass

1.To engage in sexual activity with a female before she has grown pubic hair

2.Gett'in Em before the hair does

"Will, I can't belive your going out with that pre-grass"

by nebbyshmoe June 5, 2007

Pre-Cheating

The act of purposely flirting with someone even though you are currently in a relationship.

Sara: "Did you hear that Kati was totally flirting with that foreign guy on the European field trip?"
Danae:"Wait isn't she dating Chris?:
Sara:"Yes, she is totally pre-cheating!"

by Vance Freeman December 24, 2010

pre-med

Large number of students who wish to be doctors one day. Because of the amount of work they do and the amount of schooling they have to go through, other students usually hate on them and call them suck-ups. However, this is usually just a simple case of envy in which the other student is jealous of the pre-med's brilliance, work-ethic, and earning potential.

Other student: Yo, you're such a kiss-ass. Stop sucking up so much in school.
Pre-med: Don't hate because you know you can't do this work.

Other student: The world would be better without you pre-meds.
Pre-med: Keep saying that until you're in the hospital about to die and see what your doctor says.

by sayinthetruth October 17, 2011

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

pre-manstrual syndrome

When a male is pissy and irritable for no apparent reason; the male version of PMS

Charlie must have pre-manstrual syndrome because he started yelling at everyone for no reason.

by Frannie U January 11, 2009