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gutted poo

for those times when somebody is gutted but that word in its self just doesn't do it justice.

see also 'harsh p', 'harsh poo' and 'harsh r'
guy#1: i got pink socked the other day
guy#2: gutted poo
by ellie tolson May 1, 2010
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Womb-Poo

When the baby takes a steamy dump in mommys tummy.
"What stinks?"
'I just queefed a womb-poo"
by el-wombo-poopo August 3, 2010
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Nervous Poo

Having to take a poo before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time.
Adam : "Hey man ready for your first flight, alone?"

Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous poo before i go up."
by somerandomguy99 December 6, 2009
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poo camel

1. (noun) a person who can go several days to a week between evacuating feces at which time the evacuation is often forceful, voluminous and time consuming. The resultant evacuation typically fills the toilet bowl and requires more than one flush if it can be flushed at all.
"Dude, did you see the toilet in the bathroom? Bill just used it and filled it with shit...He's such a poo camel"
"My brother hasn't gone to the bathroom in like a week...then again that is usually often he goes. He's like a camel is with water...in fact a 'poo' camel"
by Blaze It Up! April 15, 2008
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poo masting

The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.
Ben was caught on the toilet poo masting.
He poo masted.
He is a poo masta.
by Poo star February 14, 2008
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school poo

When someone does a poo at school.
"Alex left maths like 15 minutes ago and he's still not back"
"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"
by 1234567891010101010101010 August 29, 2009
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vindaloo poo

When you have a really spicy curry and it makes you need to go for a poo but when you do it burns your bum hole
Man1: cor blimey mate that curry last night was SPICY
Man2: innit bruv I had the fattest vindaloo poo after
by Mega oof February 15, 2019
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