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Little Pippin

A derogatory term given to a male who is miniature in size, with pixie, hobbit or elf like features (particularly with their ears). A Little Pippin is also someone is quiet and timid in nature and does not contribute to conversation and does not take to crowds.

They also are known for not contributing to society creatively, actively or with any purpose.

In some cases Little Pippins are also heavily associated with C-Class drugs.
"Please do not invite your friend out with us again, I tried to offer conversation and show him some of my photos but he just stared at me with a slack jaw. He was also very boring and his ears looked like Frodo’s."

"Yeh man sorry, but I’ve known him since school, he’s a classic Little Pippin."

"Jamie! Are you listening to your classmates? You have been starring out of the window for over an hour, is there something you would like to share with the class?"

"He won’t answer; he’s a Little Pippin Miss!"
by ashinx2 September 15, 2013
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Insta-pooping

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.
I caught my husband insta-pooping.
by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016
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Micro Pooping

When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.

When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!

Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
by LoveMuscle69 June 1, 2017
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assault pooping

Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.
Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.
by Kingleil May 8, 2018
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Shit-Pooping

When your playing a game but your shit is turtling out of your ass so you go to the toilet, pinch a little off, and wipe to save time and get back to the game quicker.
You: Oh crap man I got to poop
Friend: But we are in a competitive match, we need you.
You: Don't worry I'll go Shit-Pooping
by GoldNate May 29, 2023
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popping one

1. To pop one. When your little fella pops up to say hello - an erection, usually spontaneous, brought on by a sudden event such as a hot, barely-dressed girl walking by.

2. Similar to the above but used in figurative speech to imply an extreme liking for something.
1. We were at the beach last week and Maria took her top off, I was popping one so bad I had to go sit down in the shade.

2. I was totally popping one when I saw The Fucking Champs live.
by BrokeAccount April 12, 2005
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Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.
Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain
by TheSwayze August 25, 2011
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