pee jet

When you have held your pee for far longer than you should have, then you go to the bathroom and your pee shoots out very fast. This often produces a loud noise sounding like a jet or rocket.

Jimmy: Did everything come out okay?
Jonathan: Oh boy lemme tell ya! I needed to pee so bad that I pulled a pee jet!
Jimmy: I didn't need to know that
Jonathan: ...

by maxmaxmax297 January 10, 2019

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

Pee Bob

1) Spongebob's Penis.

2) Slang term for penis, usually used by dudes named Michael.

"Hey Patrick, c'mere and see my glorious Pee Bob"

by PrincessEPMom October 6, 2018

horny pee

horny pee is when you find something so hot you end up getting turned on which causes the urge to pee

“omg did you see griffin in his grey sweatpants! that gave me horny pee”

by niggerballs December 3, 2019

Pee cutter

-A strong Whiskey and water

“Get yourself a Pee cutter”

- Terrance Creech

by Mr. Thomas August 17, 2019

pee brake

when you don't know how to spell, so u add a definition on urban dictionary to prove your co-worker youre not dumb.

"Jacob stopped for a quick pee brake after giving Matilda a piggie back ride to Soho"

by ankle with a Y September 6, 2019

raw pee

Raw Pee is pee that you don’t cook nor boil.

Dang man that raw pee really made me sicc.

by Korozinu May 21, 2018