Pantaphilia

A sexual desire for any and every object or fetish.

I have pantaphilia.

I am sexually attracted to everything.

Jared has pantaphilia.

by Goon Scholars United December 19, 2025

Condom Pasta

1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.

Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.

The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.

by H-Jew July 26, 2014

Secret Pasta

The kind of pasta that is so delicious, only a true Italian Nona from Sicily would be able to make.

Damn this pasta is so good it's secret pasta for sure!

by SecretPasta June 3, 2015

trunk pasta

Restaurant pasta in a carry-out container that was left in the trunk of the car for at least a week, with the intention of consuming it later to become ill with food poisoning and get a day off work.

He obviously doesn't have the flu, he wanted a day off work so he ate trunk pasta.

Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.

by Skgrey January 5, 2016

group pasta

The act of eating a large amount of boxed pasta and jarred sauce in a large group in an effort to save both time and money. Great for a family or group outing in the mountains. Strongly disliked by men on their period and lovers of frozen meals.

"Tom does not like group pasta and instead prefers classy frozen dinners for one."

by Chknsquad5 January 17, 2017

pesto pasta

Damn good food. With a weird aftertaste.

OMG. Karly, i love this pesto pasta you made for me to make up for stealing my boyfriend.

by KarlyLovesPasta January 24, 2017

hammer pantaloons

Hammer pant capris with an elastic band just below the knee. So fetch.

She was wearing hammer pantaloons in the club and all the 80s kids were lovestruck.

by Mariztyk May 30, 2017