Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson aka my husband, my soulmate, my everything. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest man alive.

“Omg did you see Robert Pattinson in that new movie HES so hot”

“Spitting facts right now”

by Wattpadgilriereader April 11, 2022

cleurodynamic peptides

magnetic peptides with a positive solution

Tampa, Florida is surrounded by cleurodynamic peptides.

by Blackholeart April 26, 2022

The Pestilence Effect

When something looks overpowered and you fail to achieve the same power.

Me: Wow, that Pestilence hero is really OP. I'm picking that next game.
..Continues to feed and ruin the next game.

Me: I guess it was just The Pestilence Effect

by Ggslayerx September 13, 2023

Cow Pattie

When a girl rides you cowgirl style while you shit in the toilet, while she shits between your legs

The drink was spike with laxatives and viagra so we had to hit a cow pattie

by Basket1 May 22, 2025

Cow Pattie

When someone takes a dump between your legs when they ride it cowgirl style.

We ate taco bell and had to do the cow pattie position.

by Basket1 May 24, 2025

flipping patties

the act of turning a straight girl into a lesbian, based from the character Peppermint Patty from Charlie Brown.

"ayo, wanna go down to the club and get with some sorority chicks?"

"hell yeah, I'm all about flipping patties."

by chickenshiterspray June 15, 2025

beans and patties

Rape

You're gonna get the beans and patties

by Thegreatganjalord September 12, 2015