old goat

An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.

Pat: "come here you old goat and have a hot dog"
Mike: "mnn..I don't like hot dogs!!...or do I?"

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Old Man

A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.

That guys pants are pulled up to his nipples. Silly Old Man.

by T Macalicious May 16, 2011

Old Bridge High School

An overcrowded gathering of students due to inaccurate guaging of districts, wherein what was once known as a minority of brown and asian people somehow outnumber the caucasian population. Once noted as the "next Columbine" by Howard Stern, in accordance to the early bomb threats and gas leak scare of school year 2004/2005. Up until the class of 2005 graduated, it was one of the only schools to have two campuses that are two miles apart. The upper-middle class kids all think they're ghetto. Cliques form, but OBHS kids cant relate with the classic groupy classification of high school that you see in the movies. We have groups of all sorts and we hate everyone almost equally. There's still the asians that play DDR, the goth kids that play hackey sack, and the preppy girls that worry about nothing but their appearance, but somehow we manage to get along and tear each other apart at the same time. It's a place of love/hate relationships with everything you come across and a place that you dream of getting out of but never forget once its all over. One of the strangest schools you'll ever stumble into.

"This train station is so OBHS (Old Bridge High School)."

by Chickadee China July 25, 2008

Old lady crotch fat

The presence of fat in the upper crotch region of an older lady; forming a round bubble-like shape.

Pretty much self explanatory... Did you see that old lady's crotch fat?

by ILoveSavedByTheBell October 6, 2004

old granny buttskin

the texture an object takes on when dried out- wrinkly, rough, and dry.

The dried up orange looks and feel like some old granny buttskin.

by Casseblanca September 12, 2005

Old Lady Smell

The awful perfume-odor that eminates from all women over age 70.

Grandma's visit was brief, but long enough to fill the house with Old Lady Smell.

by la_bepo October 29, 2007

old bastard

Someone who is past their time is often described as an "old bastard".

`That Tony Bond is shite at football the fuckin "Old Bastard" pah.

by Grego April 6, 2005