Nuclear Tampon

A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.

More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

nuclear diahrea

Diahrea that creates a sort of diahrea vapour and condenses on your asscheek and up the toilet bowl, causing you to wipe your ass cheeks and clean the toilet.

It took me 20 minutes to clean off my ass from that nuclear diahrea

by Tombski August 10, 2005

number two

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

Number Three

The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.

My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!

by Lunicus February 9, 2013

engine number 9

Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids

'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'

by robj22 June 30, 2005

nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.

"Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion."

by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 2, 2016

number 4

Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!

I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 — so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.

by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004