spunk mattress

A women who is spunked up by a lot of different men

Spunk mattress

by P mole December 9, 2013

Marine mattress

A chick who bangs marines 24/7

She's such a marine mattress

by Naughty kitty January 12, 2015

dawg mutt

A dawg mutt is a dogx2. It's commonly used to express your hate at soemthing or someone. People who use it tend to be better at everything. It is also used to greet people also can be an adjective too.

Person 1:how did you do in that test?
Person 2: dawg mutt

Peron 1:wow nice shoes
Person 2: dawg mutt

Person 1: what is he doing?
Person 2: dawg mutt

Peron 1: what's your favourite food?
Person 2:dawg mutt

by Dawg mutt 2000 August 28, 2014

Hood Mutt

A female that uses promiscuity or other deviant actions to get ahead. A person that is loud and obnoxious and has no boundaries in regards to exposing their self for negative attention. They use catch phrases such as "Fleek and "Turn up." Wears too much makeup and over sized eyelashes. Advertises selling weave bundles, waist trainers and cheap "boutique" clothes.

Life changed for all Hood Mutts, when his wife won the lawsuit against her husbands girlfriend aka side chick aka hood rat

by J Howard April 17, 2015

self muterating

When one is speaking on a conference call, but no one can hear them because they are on mute.

On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill July 13, 2015

Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

Squaddie Mattress

A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.

Originated in front of McDonald’s

‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’

by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018