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Monkey Brownsock

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.
She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!
by zagen December 7, 2009
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Monkey dart

When you fold a dollar bill long ways at a strip club.
This past weekend i was throwing monkey darts around left and right at the titty bar.
by Zwallander15 April 12, 2010
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Magic Media Monkey

The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!
by prairiefire July 5, 2010
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monkey cleaning

when a fat black chick licks your ass hole clean after having diarrhea
After i had diarrhea from the McDonalds I ate Lafonda gave me a monkey cleaning
by cum stain on my shoe January 1, 2011
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FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

When people (usually people of power; bosses, parents, etc) are obviously/blatantly making things/shit up - You can almost see Flying Monkey's coming out of their ass!!
Oh I see Flying Monkey's; and they are coming out of your ass. FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)
by mbinsane February 22, 2011
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Feral Trailer Monkey

I was afraid to water my flowers because there were feral trailer monkeys in my yard again.
by BabyFister March 2, 2011
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Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
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