jonesca

Jonesca is a very unique, caring person who puts family before anything. Jonesca has a big heart but has been hurt so many times. Whoever has Jonesca, they are very lucky.

I love Jonesca.

by gretyassker June 20, 2019

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Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.

After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.

by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020

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jonder

To eat when your not hungry, to eat when your bored.

A sense of Jonder rush over him so he tried to find a snack.

I’m felling kinda Jonderish right now.

by Goopgoop August 7, 2020

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Jogger Jo-ment

Any moment where you feel the overwhelming urge to kill yourself.

“Call the suicide hotline. He’s having a Jogger Jo-ment”

by Failhir March 5, 2021

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Noun for female joggers, women of the melinated persuasion, otherwise commonly known as negresses or sheboons. Capable of destroying entire empires with their power of yap, Jogettes are famous for never being wrong, always being outraged, and never being able to communicate at anything under 115 dB.

They feature in every police video on YouTube heard screaming in the background, often for no reason what so ever besides their self realisation they are a jogette. This phenomenon has become known as 'the call of the wild jungle jogette' and can be heard echoing through the night of all North American cities.

George Floyd's wife wasn't a jogette because even a fentanyl huffing 'groid like Floyd won't endure a jogette's yap.

by asdfsdggfgfdgdgdafgherhreaaerh April 4, 2021

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