Jessica Alba

refer to boner/erection

dude, jessica alba is a boner nachine

by giganticas penis October 9, 2008

jessica simpson

the hottest girl ever i mean shes HOT the Dukes of Hazzard was th BEST movie ever p.s. nick is a hater
hey guys she turned down having dinner with bush she has to have some sense

jessica simpson is sooooo hot i wi sh i looked like her -paris hilton

by M. Ghandi May 15, 2006

Evil Jessica

Female thief, liar, user of surreptitious means and barefaced lies to extort money. Often used in reference to landladies.

That Evil Jessica bitch took my money, even after we sorted the deposit!

by reneedanielle June 24, 2003

jessica simpson

she is pretty, has a kind of nice voice, and acts dumb, but she has no ass, she fakes one by wearing butt pads

jessica simpson in the video these boots are made for walkin

by Sarah La'Shay December 29, 2005

Jessica Biel

A wanna-be actress that will degrade herself with countless famous guys(taking off her cloths screwing every famous guy she can) in order to further her career.

Jessica Biel is said to be jumpin justin timberlake does'nt she have a boyfriend though?

by juiice February 6, 2007

Saint Jessica

A sexy, arrogant bitch. One of the greatest leaders there is, but enjoys torturing and manipulating people for fun. Likes to go by the names of Saint Jessica the Lionheart or Saint Jessica the Malevolent.

Dude, she that hot chick over there? Thats Saint Jessica. Get your wallet out.

by Jessica Elizabeth February 16, 2008

Random Jessica

Random Jessica is a girl that would do anything you tell her to do and would listen to you going on about history and tanks as long as you feed her sushi. Random Jessica LOVES sushi.

Taps: Richard needs a random Jessica. Richard and random Jessica are the perfect match.

by Notapsycho aka Taps April 24, 2021