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Wasabi Jerk
1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.
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2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
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2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"
"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
Wasabi Jerk by FOADboner July 3, 2009
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Circular jerk
Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.
Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.
Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.
Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.
Circular jerk by m&jsandwich August 23, 2011
Hot jerk
Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate
Hot jerk by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015
emergency jerk
You had no privacy for several days and no chance to jerk off. Your balls are so sore that you cannot think straight. You jerk off the first chance you get just to relieve the tension.
I was on vacation and could not jerk off for more than a week. I was so sore that sleeping was impossible. I sneaked my way into the bathroom for an emergency jerk.
emergency jerk by Restoring for over five years February 16, 2015
high jerk
High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.
high jerk by TheTwinkleToes April 19, 2016