Definitions by Zacharees73

Stimmy Shits 

When you’ve been eating next to nothing and get through your days with a cocktail of nicotine, amphetamines and coke in any combination, and your shit looks like sawdust held together by pipe tar. The stimmy shit is almost always urgent, as the nature of the drugs you’ve consumed speeds up your digestive tract in an unwholesome way.

After eating nothing but cashews and blue Fanta for 3 weeks on my coke binge, I had the stimmy shits at least 5 times a day.

Stimmy Shits by Zacharees73 August 26, 2021

Pancakes on the griddle 

When ones balls are stuck to their thigh, usually occurs when standing up or sitting down for too long, especially in hot humid temperatures

All through class, I had some bad pancakes on the griddle

Pancakes on the griddle by Zacharees73 February 12, 2015

Hot jerk

Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate

Dude, after I shoveled the snow I rewarded myself with a hot jerk

Hot jerk by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015