Hot jerk

Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate
Dude, after I shoveled the snow I rewarded myself with a hot jerk
by Zacharees73 February 11, 2015
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Stimmy Shits

When you’ve been eating next to nothing and get through your days with a cocktail of nicotine, amphetamines and coke in any combination, and your shit looks like sawdust held together by pipe tar. The stimmy shit is almost always urgent, as the nature of the drugs you’ve consumed speeds up your digestive tract in an unwholesome way.
After eating nothing but cashews and blue Fanta for 3 weeks on my coke binge, I had the stimmy shits at least 5 times a day.
by Zacharees73 August 26, 2021
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Pancakes on the griddle

When ones balls are stuck to their thigh, usually occurs when standing up or sitting down for too long, especially in hot humid temperatures
All through class, I had some bad pancakes on the griddle
by Zacharees73 February 12, 2015
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